From a 1984 speech to the Confederation of British Industry by Hugh Corbet, then Director of the London-based Trade Policy Research Centre.
The situation* puts one in mind ofthe report prepared by a well-known firm of management consultants commissioned to advise on the commercial difficulties of a famous symphony orchestra. Part of the report that was prepared dealt with a concert performance by the orchestra of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. The comments of the consultants read as follows:
For considerable periods, four oboe players had nothing to do. The number in this section should be reduced and their work spread over the whole of the orchestra, thus eliminating peaks of inactivity.
All twelve violins were playing identical notes. This seems to be unnecessary duplication and the staff in this section should be drastically cut. If a large volume of sound is really required, it could be obtained through an electronic amplifier.
Much effort was absorbed in the playing of demi-semi-quavers. This appears to be an excessive refinement and it is recommended that all notes should be rounded up to the nearest semi-quaver. If this were done it would be possible to use trainees and low-grade operators.
No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by strings. If all such redundant passages were eliminated, the concert could be reduced from two hours to twenty minutes.
Finally, if Schubert had attended to all these matters, he would probably have been able to finish his symphony.
Just as the consultants overlooked the purpose of the orchestra, so trade negotiators appear to overlook the purpose of the GATT, which is to provide a stable institutional environment for the conduct of international trade, enabling private enterprises to know where they stand vis-u-vis their governments, and the governments of other countries, so that they can plan for expansion or if need be for adjustment — thereby facilitating the process of economic growth.
* 1984 was marked by rancourous disputes and ‘blowups’ over problems that were eventually addressed in the Uruguay Round: PWG
The suggestion that the negotiators (now WTO rather than GATT) have lost a sense of what the Organization is for, while building the complex maze of managerialist ‘fixes’ that is the proposed Doha deal, is still apt.